The Trials and Tribulations of an Oracle Developer

In response to:Friday

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 17:07:38 +0200

Paul, you sound like a very lonely guy who needs to be shown the world by an experience fellow. Please let me extend an offer for you to become my slave, with this you will feel free of the shackles of everyday life, the humdrum of existance. Your only existance and role will be to make ME YOUR MASTER happy in every role played. I will strip you naked and cover you in chains, walk you like a dog in [public and make you eat your own faeces. I will then hit you with a rolled up newspaper until you wimper, then gently make you fell better by letting you caress my balls, until I take you truly DOGGY STYLE.

In response to:Friday

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 17:02:39 +0200

Paul, would you please mind telling me what the HELL you are thinking putting this type of detail on the public internet. I am very disapointed that you of all people would do this sort of thing. I will be following the correct disciplinary procedures straight away.

Eva.

In response to:Friday

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 14:11:55 +0200

Paul

myself and the rest of the testing team have been monitoring your use of the internet over previous weeks and have been watching this Blog in particular.

Now, come and suck me like the Dyson you are Paul. I want to see you eat me like you're on death row and your final meal is a fresh Dewhurst sausage.

In response to:Friday

Mon, 15 Aug 2005 13:34:07 +0200

For gods sake man, blogs are for telling interesting stuff. If you must continue with this sort of thing GET A BLOODY DIARY